February 2012
I'm so pumped for this weekend.
I can’t wait to get my tattoo.
:)))))))))
Why I (a gay guy) will be forever alone:
Attractive boy: Hi! I'm famous and completely inaccessible.
Attractive boy: Hi! I'm straight, so the only serious relationship we'll ever have begins with a "b".
Attractive boy: Hi! I'm a douchebag, and for the most part you'll just be a really awesome fleshlight to me.
Attractive boy: Hi! I'm twice your age, so most people will assume we're related and that'll make any kind of PDA painfully awkward.
Attractive boy: Hi! I'm a lot younger than you. Jail anyone?
Attractive boy: Hi! I'm taken and/or blissfully happy without you.
Attractive boy: Hi! I'm going to friend-zone you. Good luck not developing feelings for me while I depend on you for everything except romance!
Attractive boy: Hi! I live on the other side of the world.
Attractive boy: Hi! I'm not even the slightest bit interested in you because you're too tall, or too short, or too skinny, or too fat, or too fem, or too masc, or too boring, or too outgoing, or I don't like your skin color, or I think your hair is gross, or some other reason that will make you feel like there's something or several things terribly wrong with you.
holy fucking shit truer words have never been spoken
My birthday is Sunday and I'm ready for another...
Ugh this boy.
If he lived closer, I’d date the shit out of him.
And if he chooses to come to Northwestern, omg.
Ellen Degeneres for President.
Reblog if you're willing to answer publicly...
I'm kind of bummed
that I’ve been working out for a while now and haven’t seen any improvement.
I mean, I run almost 3 miles & do Pilates every MW, and then I have guard on TR. So I figured between that I’d see SOMETHING.
Idk, I just cut fried food out of my diet, so maybe that will help. It’s going to be hard though being from the south.
Spring break is in (roughly) a month and...
When you smell weed →
Confidence: takes years to build, seconds to be...
Reblog if you think that Tina Fey and Amy Poehler...
I have countless things to do this week and I have...
I just renewed my licence, so I’m not a complete loser.
I may fail some classes but at least I can drive legally~
This is why I hate getting attached to people. Even after all this time, I’d still do anything for you. And it’s crazy because what we had for that brief time was kinda fucked up, but I enjoyed it. I guess you’re just another boy I have to try and get over.
8g now. Yeahhhh buddy.
WatchRoad trip home from Dallas. Sooo bored
I just realized
That this week is midterm week.
I have two sculpture projects due this week and a 5 page paper due either this week or next. FUUUUUCK
1 tag
showing my friend a band
me: do you like this song
friend: it hasn't even-
me: oh wow it's starting ugh this chord is my favorite
me: LISTEN TO HOW HE SINGS THAT LISTEN GOD HE IS SO TALENTED AND PERFECT
me: AND THINK OF HOW MUCH THOUGHT HAS BEEN PUT INTO THESE LYRICS
me: THERE ARE SOULS GRIND INTO THIS SONG
me: I FEEL TEARS COMING ON
me: HOW CAN SUCH TALENTED BEING EXIST ON THIS PLANET
me: I'M GOING TO CRY BECAUSE PERFECTION
friend: we're thirty seconds into this song